What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What melts your heart every time without fail?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do I get off Paxil?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?